Ok, so it’s a given, both will be coming soon, it’s like waiting for a huge meteor shower, honestly. Wordpress will never learn, their developers are real cool people, I’m friends with a few, seriously I am, honestly, come on! I am! Haha, Not! Point is, they’re normal people, bound to fuck shit up, sure WP Developers are more prone to messing stuff up but WHY RUSH IT?!

You know you’re going to fuck up right? Why rush it and fuck up even more? Do you have ANY IDEA how many security issues were found in 2.6? Why then was 2.61 released quickly and pretty much unannounced? I mean go search for 2.6 exploits and vulnerabilities, there’s a dozen that can pretty much render you bent over in an awkward position. See? I keep telling you people TypePad is the way, you wont listen.

Anyway, so I search for Wordpress 2.7 info, and all I see is Great new features! Wow can’t ait for 2.7, blah blah . Come on, let’s be realistic. If they don’t push up their release date I can guarantee that there will be bugs, lots, not normal beta bugs, but BUGS. The big banana slug worm bugs you know? Popping eyes and all.

A desktop comment API?? New Keyboard Shortcuts? A Theme update Api? Some sitemap crap? lol, wtf kind of half ass upgrade is this? 1day worth of coding right there for fucks sake. No further comment.

Let’s get something straight, wordpress is no swiss knife, it’s more like a Chinese made pen knife, when you flick it open it shoots out malfunctioning and stabbing you in the eye, sure it may work ok after that but it’s only a matter of time before it gets your other eye.

Wordpress 2.7 and Wordpress 2.71 will lack stability, and to prove this, I’ll be the first to blog about a 2.7 exploit i KNOW the developers wont patch up, promise! When I do, 2.71 will come out, in which you’ll find other bugs, only to be followed by, yes, you know it, wordpress 2.8 LMAO! Oh man. I feel sorry for you WP lovers,…Ok, i had to lift myself off the floor just then. Laughing so hard I slipped out of my seat. wooosh.

I’ll let you all in on a little secret, you want to use the bug free, super cool lightening fast version of wordpress not released yet?? Ok, i’ll share it with you, but hey, don’t expect me to be this nice every time. Here is Wordpress 2.12.1 . ha..ha…I kill myself sometimes.